“This homepage used to have a lot more to it, what happened?!”

Nobody

“After the hacker attack, the site certainly looks different. Guess they scrapped everything. Wonder when they'll bother making something out of the site again.”

Mr. N. O. Body

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

Max Payne Quote

(So edgy!)

(So dated...)

(Not originally from Max Payne)